professionisti, sempre e dovunque

[TETRASTORE]

not always knowledge helps you in life

three men were sentenced to execution by guillotine; a priest, a Muslim and an engineer.

the first was the priest, and he asked: "Can I look up to see the sky and my creator? ".
his desire was fulfilled, the blade fell, but stopped half an inch from his neck, saving his life.
the boy answered: “Because the guillotine saved you, so it will be your life. You're allowed to leave. "

then it was the turn of the Muslim who asked: "Can I also look up to look at theh before my death? "
Once again the guillotine stopped suddenly and also his life was spared.

the engineer was last, and he also asked to look upwards considering what had happened with the first two.
while he lay there, he looked at the mechanism and said: "stop! I understand where the problem is! the rope out of the pulley groove!"

 

[TETRASTORE]

engineer or mathematician?

translation:
Hi, honey!
I'll leave you my card atm.
Take any amount, shop and take your friends to lunch.
pin code (see message image).

 

[ceschi1959]

a physicist, an engineer and a mathematician are in the desert and are starving. find three old boxes of food but do not have a can opener. the physicist calculates a trajectory such that, by throwing the box, it collides it with a rock at a point where the box opens and eats the content; the engineer builds a tool with what he finds, opens the box and eats the content... the mathematician looks at the box: suppose it is open and eats it!

 

[infallibile_GF]

time ago in a company where I worked as a designer, I realized to draw a cylindrical piece, it was a kind of bushing, to be built at the lathe. I quickly and fruit in the workshop the design of the piece to be made to the turning machine: a tough guy not very skilled in the job. the boy immediately started to work on an old lathe not in numerical control. I went back to the technical office, which I had left unfinished a solo game. After an hour the sole turning machine entered triumphant in the technical office and with a dazzling smile, he gave me the piece he had just built, proud of the work he had completed, with so much skill and precision.
I looked at the piece, I looked at the boy, and I barely managed to keep a sweet laugh. I had designed the piece in section, as it was usually done with cylindrical details and the boy had built it to the lathe and then had dissected it in half with the pond, so it was identical to the section of the drawing!

 

[cacciatorino]

I looked at the piece, I looked at the boy, and I barely managed to keep a sweet laugh. I had designed the piece in section, as it was usually done with cylindrical details and the boy had built it to the lathe and then had dissected it in half with the pond, so it was identical to the section of the drawing!

You had to send him to the hardware store to buy elbow oil!

 

[TETRASTORE]

sometimes commercial aspects have a greater relevance than the actual characteristics of a product.

 

[TETRASTORE]

a curiosity.
in the area of bologna, is still in use the dialect saying: "make of the rind" (riccia=truciol turning), which was generally attributed to a lather who worked with commitment for which the amount of chip produced was directly proportional to the work done.
However, this did not always correspond to truth and in this regard the case of a worker of a large company who built railway wagons, who had been entrusted with the task of turning large steel wheels.
after a few hours of work, he realized that he had wronged the measurement of the outer diameter of a wheel and fearing that he was recovered for this error, which would cause significant economic damage, he thought to hide the damage by starting to turn the wheel back until completely reduced it in trucile.
at the end of the day the ward leader, surprised by the great amount of truciole produced, called the other workers and cited the tonekeeper as an example saying: "he is bald" translated: "he makes a chip" (and therefore produces a lot).

Of course morality is that sometimes there are people who seem very active but in the end the results are poor if not even harmful.